Hey Wizard News fans! I’m on vacation with my family right now. As you read this, I may be watching the kids go crazy on the TeaCups at DisneyWorld or maybe I’m riding a orca whale while wearing my hat.
Occasionally, I’m asked about “the hat.” Instead of answering these questions one by one, here… is the truth. Please note that the following story may be inappropriate for some audiences. Small children and sheep may not want to read the following. It is strongly recommended that readers with heart conditions or may be pregnant are not exposed to the following story.
This story may contain harmful or sensitive language, symbolism, and the images. Readers who may find offense at these things should not read further.
I’m serious. This is some heavy stuff.